call me lovesick
posted on Wednesday, September 15, 2010 @ 6:41 AM
1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
9. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea
25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not.
35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.
36. I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.
49. It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read…
54. When you compliment us, we aren’t sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
64. Don’t go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don’t be awkward. That’s bad.
90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.
99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes
48. We like it when you tell us what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself. It’s cute.
60. Don’t ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.
74. If you don’t call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don’t like you anymore.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
80. Ask us about how we’re doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.